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w ith th e oth er, a a d th en , still ab sen t- m inded. ignored th e n ap k lu w ithin NORTHWEST MARKET easy reach and w iped his fingers dow n REPORTS. th e fro n t of his coat, i t w as th e old Dan Slade, a re v e rsio n to type T h en he quietly picked up his h a t P o rtla n d —H op tra d in g q u iete d dow n and gloves and coat. M ary h e a rd a t a ll p o in ts on th e C o a st M onday, CHANDLEE & CHANDLEE. P.teht Atty’a ¡ lU lu 1 0 3 4 F. S t. Vtasinngton. 0 . C. him going, and cam e back Into th e T h e re is little o r no d e m a n d in th is room . s ta te a n d d e a le rs do n o t e x p ec t busi- "D an. she said a s she stre tc h e d . , . „ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ___ . n ess to re v iv e b e fo re th e firs t of th e N E W H O TEL HOUSTON o u t h e r hand to him . I can t hate D ave H ouston, Prop. H. B. Thoranes. M *r you—-I Just c a n 't W e’re going to say m o u t“ ’ T horou*hly m odern. 101 Rooms of com fort. Mod good-by like tw o old frie n d s .” H e T h ® New Y ork m a rk e t Is Inactive, e ra te P rices. T h re e m in u te s ’ w alk from U nion D epot. W rite for rates. 72 H Soft St. PORTLAND. OR. took h e r hand e a g e rly a n d held It acco rd in g to th e W a te rv llle H op Re- Illustrations from Photographs of the Stage Production A fter a m om ent sh e pulled it aw ay p o rte r, w hich sa y s; WEEKS’ BREAK-LP-A-COLD TABLETS a n d resu m ed p icking up th e d in n er "W e le a rn of no sa le s h e re o r in th e J thing». S lade looked a t h e r longingly a d jo in in g tow ns and little c h a n g e In v« 0 ) by lurid Balases» A g u a ra n te e d rem edy fo r Colds and OovrOsU. m l iFQOUcaUoa Rlfbu L a G rippe. P rice 25c o f your d ru g g ist. for a m om ent, th e n quietly opened Hi® p re s e n t situ a tio n is looked for uu- ' "H ow long h a v e you been w illing C H A P T E R X I — Continued. I t ’s good. T ak e n o th in g e ls e .—A av. th e door and w as gone. U1 a f l ®r th o holidays. O ffers a t low er j to give in, D an? W h at did you com e r a te s h a v e b e e n m ade, b u t g ro w ers --------- ’ h a v e tu rn e d th e m dow n. T h e opinion | "I cam e o u t h e re today to rem on o u t h e re fo r? ” She paused, but he M EN A N D W O M EN ev e ry w h e re m ake b iu m on ey; b e st and m o st u sefu l article; sells itse lf. S am - ! s tr a te w ith you fo r living Ir this did not a n sw e r is q u ite g e n e ra l t h a t th e bulk of th e \ "You c am e to force C H A P T E R XI I . le m oney refu n d ed . W rite T. S m et. 517 N . 4th g ro w ers, h a v in g w a ite d th u s fa r to house,” Slade b lu rte d ou t, a fte r a m e out of th is house. D on't te ll me t.. M issoula. M ont. And I New Y’ork w as k nee deep In a bliz d isp o se of th e ir c ro p s, w ill se e th e pause, " b u t—I’ve s o rt of changed you d id n ’t, b e ca u se I know DO YOU w a n t to e a rn m ore m oney? S end sta m p know why you d id n ’t do i t . You zard th a t had been ra g in g all day. th in g th ro u g h ." today and tret in to com m unication w ith u s quick. m y m ind,” and h e re a c h e d for the T h e s to c k y a rd s b a d a big r u n of S ele C o .. V ancouver. W ash. pickle Jar. ’’T h ese pick les fairly cam e in h e re and suddenly you got S le e t and snow sw ep t and eddied in m ake m y m outh w a te r. T h ey ’r e very a look a t th a t girl and m e! And It b lu ste rin g g ales a t every s tre e t cor- c a ttle , sh e e p a n d h o g s M onday, 88 e a r sta g g e re d you! F o r once, so m eth in g n e r T ax icab s a n d m otors plow ed loads b e in g u nloaded. T h e re w a s a LOSSES SURELY PREVENTES good,” h e w ent on, ap p rec ia tiv e ly . by C utter’s Blaekleg Pills. Low- “W ell, w h a t's c h an g e d you?” M ary sw ep t you off y our feet! You knew th e ir way along, th e ir o c cu p a n ts bun- b risk d e m a n d th ro u g h o u t th e day. priced. fresh, reliable; preferred by W estern etockmen because they pro- re fu se d to be d iv e rte d by th e su b je ct th e n th a t I ’d found It all out. You died up to th e ir eyes In w ra p s and C a ttle a n d sh e e p w e re firm a n d hogs te e t where other vaeclnee fail, i And now fu rs W rite for booklet and testim onials. of d in n e r a t noon o r th e all-im por knew I knew e v ery th in g T he few p e d e s tria n s b re a stin g w ere ste ad y , 10-doaa pk«e. Blackle« P ills 9 1.00 you've been th ro w n over by th a t girl. th e b itte r e ast w ind felt th e cold to ta n t m a tte r of pickles. 10-doae pkge. Blackle« Pllla 4.00 T h re e loads of p rim e s te e rs w e re Use any injector, bu t C u tte r's b est j W ith th e ir shoul sold a t $7.50, a q u a rte r b e tte r th a n th e “You know I’m k in d of glad to see S h e ’s th ro w n you ov er! B etw een the th e ir very m arrow The superiority of C utter products Is due to over II i tw o of u s—y o u 're caught. And th a t's years of specializing in vaoeines and serums enly. th e place again, a n d you know . I d e rs h unched and th e ir h e ad s bent rixling p ric e of la s t w eek. O th e r good Insist en C utter's. If unobtainable, order direct. A load TH E CUTTER LABORATORY, Berkeley. C alifornia Uk8 th is ste w ,” a n d he p roceeded to th e re al reaso n th a t y o u ’re n o t s ta n d forw ard , th ey h u rrie d along u n d e r th« , loads w e n t a t $6.75 to $7.35. busy h im se lf w ith th e m a tte r of e a t ing h e re sh a k in g y our finger In my lee of th e buildings, envying th e for- | of e x tr a fan cy cow s w as sold a t $6.60, ing—a n y th in g to g a in tim e u n d e r face and te llin g m e to go ont, to g et tu n a te s who could afford th e sh e lte r b u t th e g e n e ra l m a rk e t fo r th is c la ss F a t h e r ’s Go od Po int . of a c ab of b u tc h e r sto ck h e ld a t $6. M ary’s m erciless, p e rs is te n t q u e stio n out, to go.” O ne wom an stru g g le d b rav ely to A bout 45 loads of hogs, a ll told, M ary stopped for b re ath , and L ittle E liz a b e th h a d b een offended ing. w®re d isp o se d of. T h e to p w as $7.50, “H av e a b isc u it,” su g g ested M ary, w alked up and down th e room before keep h e r u m b rella up u n til sh e cam e 1 w In som e w ay. S h e w e n t o ff in to a h e re i t c losed la s t w e ek , b u t th e bulk c o rn e r a n d tu rn e d h e r b ack on th e "a n d —tell m e w hy you cam e out she proceeded w ith h e r b itte r d e n u n to th e b rig h t lig h ts of a ch ea p res- of s a le s w e re a t $7.45. ciation. h e re .” fam ily. “ And th e w orst of It Is th a t a fte r covered w ith snow , sh e closed t h e 1 T h e s tr e n g th of m u tto n p ric e s w as S lad e looked longingly to w a rd th e , .. . . , , , __show n b y th e sa le of a b u n c h of c h o ice “ I’m m a d !” sh e e x claim ed su lk ily . th e g irl’s gone you a c tu a lly a s k me unw ieldy and In a d eq u a te p ro tectio n ew e8 a t $5 70 o t h e r loaii8 w e re t a k . w indow , a s If h e e x p ected to find a n "I w ish I d id n ’t h a v e a n y f a th e r or in sp ira tio n for a su itab le a n sw e r to ta k e y e r back— to ta k e y e r back— and w ent In. In h e r long fu r co at en a t J 5 35 all(j 15 , 50 . L am b s so ld a t m o th e r." Ju st as th ey all do. I t ’s a n o th e r m an and h e r trim h a t covered by a soft 17.25 a n d $7.35. " T h a t’s w rong, d e a r," said h e r m o th e re W h e a t— B id; B lu este m , $1.24 bush- “W hy, th e old ro se b u sh o u t th e re 'com e hom e to m o th e r.' W ell, h e re ’s g ray veil, sh e seem ed o u t of p lace as th e r. “W e a re th e b e s t frie n d s you h a v e." y e t, holding th e f o r t ! ” he exclaim ed. one w om an t h a t ’s not going to ‘tak e sh e m ade h e r w ay to an e m p ty ta b le e l; forty-fold, $1.23; c lu b , $1.22; re d "W e ll,” said E liz a b e th , d o u b tfu lly , "I m u st h a v e a look a t It," and leav h e r hu sb an d b a c k !’ No, sir! If you All aro u n d h e r w ere sh ab b y figures, R u ssia n , $1.17; re d fife, $1.17. M illfeed—S p o t p ric e s: B ran, $ 2 6 0 "1 d o n ’t m ind h a v in g fa th e r; h e does ing h is din n er, h e w e n t o ver to th e pushed m e a sid e fo r am b ttlo n . I c h o ru s g irls h a v in g som e to a s t and n o t h a n g a ro u n d h e re m uch, b u t I’m w indow . m ig h t th in k It over, b u t you've cocoa a fte r th e show , a p a ir of red 26.50 p e r to n ; sh o rts, $ 2 8 0 2 8 60; ro ll ed b a rle y , $28 0 29. g e ttin g aw fu l tire d of th e r e s t of you.” M ary h u rried ly refilled his p late pushed me a sid e for th a t g irl’s tw enty- faced chauffeurs, and all th e o th er C orn— W h ite, $36 p e r to n ; c ra c k e d , — N ew Y ork T im es. w ith ste w th e m o m en t his b a ck w as sev en y e a rs of p re ttln e s s ,” a n d she typ ical p a tro n s of th e griddle-cake $27 p e r ton. pointed an a cc u sin g finger a t th e door re sta u ra n t. tu rn ed . H ay — E a s te rn O regon tim o th y , $14 D r. P ie rc e 's P le a s a n t P e lle ts first L ay in g a sid e h e r w raps a n d p u ttin g @ 1 6 ; g ra in hay, $ 1 0 0 1 1 ; a lfa lfa , $12 "I d e c la re !" H e w as still e n th u sin g th ro u g h w hich K a th e rin e S tric k la n d p u t u p 40 y e a rs ago. T hey re g u la te had gone hand-in-hand w ith h e r h e r u m b rella a g a in st th e tab le , m ind @13; v a lle y tim o th y , $11 @12. and in v ig o ra te stom ach, liver and bow o v e r th e rosebush. "Q u ite a b u s h !” V e g e ta b le s—C u cu m b ers, hothou;, ful of th e n u m ero u s signs w hich be H e w as begin n in g to feel m o re a t sw e e th e a rt. els. S u g a r-c o a te d tin y g ra n u le s. “T h a t ’s w h a t you’ve done— fo r tw e n tra y e d th e fa ct t h a t th e m an ag em en t $1.5001.75 d o zen ; e g g p la n t, 8@10c ease. H e h a d th e satisfied feeling pou n d ; p e p p ers, 8@ 10c p e r p o u n d ; a r Op e n Ga me. th a t com es to e v ery m an w hen his ty-seven y e a rs of youth, for tw enty- w as n o t re sp o n sib le for lo s t a rtic le s tic h o k e s, 75@85c p e r d o z en ; to m a to es, " L e t m e m ak e th e so n g s of a n atio n sto m ac h is full. H e fe lt very benign seven y e a rs of figure a n d eyes and s h e o rd ered a cup of coffee a n d som e $1@1.25 p e r c r a te ; c ab b a g e, l» 4 c p e r c ra c k e rs and m ilk. a n d I c a re n o t w ho m a k e s its la w s.” to w a rd M ary, even to w a rd K a th erin e p o u n d ; b ean s, 12%c p e r p o u n d ; c el "T alk ab o u t y our w e ste rn bliz ery . $3@3.50 p e r c r a te ; c au liflo w e r, "W e ll, h a v e a try . M any people and H ayes. seem to th in k th e re 's room fo r im z a r d s ! ” exclaim ed one of th e c h a u f $1@1.25 p e r d o z en ; sp ro u ts, 8c p e r " I’ll tell you w h a t I am going to do, p ro v e m e n t in b o th j u s t now .”— L o u is M ary,” h e began. "Y ou like th is feurs. " If th is Is a sa m p le o f your pou n d ; h e a d le ttu c e , $1.75@2 p e r c rt.; v ille C o u rier J o u rn a l. e a s te n i w e a th e r I ’ll stick to m y Job p u m p k in s, l*4c p e r p o u n d ; sq u ash . house— alw ay s did. W ell, you can S l i g h te d . w ith G overnor S lad e a h d you can Ihhc p e r pound. sta y h e re. I w on’t oppose it. T h e re ’s G re en F r u its —A pples, 60c@1.50 p e r keep y our Job w ith G overnor S u lz er.” roue o w n d « l g l j i s t w i l l t e l l y o l n o th in g in th e w orld you w a n t I "W hy d id n ’t you go In to th e hall b ox; c a s a b n s, $1.65@1.75 p e r c r a te ; T ry M u rin e E y e R em ed y fo r R ed, W e a k . W a te ry w ouldn’t give you— nothing. Now. E y e s a n d G r a n u la t e d E y e lid s ; N o S m a r t in g — and liste n to y our boss ta lk ? " asked p e a rs, $ 1 0 1 .5 0 ; g ra p e s, $3.50 p e r b a r W h at can l u s t- E y e C o m fo rt. W rite f o r B ook o f th e Eye w h a t c an I do fo r you? re l; c ra n b e rrie s , $9@11 p e r b a rre l. his com panion. by m a il F re e . M u rin e E y e R e m e d y Co., C h ic ag o . I— ” P o ta to e s — O regon, 75@85c s a c k ; "S ay , did you e v er h e a r th e sam * Idaho, 90c@$1.10; Y akim a, 85c@ $ l; M ary shook h e r h e a d and laughed Sw at! sp eech over a n d o v e r? I t ’s a g real sw ee t p o ta to e s, 2@ 2% c p e r pound. quietly. speech, b u t h e a rin g It e v e r sin c e w« A p o p u la r so c ie ty w om an an n o u n ced O n io n s—O reg o n , b u y in g price, $1.25 "W hy, M a ry !” S lade w as d istresse d le ft hom e— ’’ th e pause w as signifi f. o. b. sh ip p in g point. a “w h ite e le p h a n t p a rty .” E v ery g u est a t h a v in g his p a tro n iz in g a d v an c es c an t. S a c k V e g e ta b le s— C a rro ts , $1.25 p e r w as to b rin g so m e th in g th a t sh e could tre a te d in such a m anner. “Do you go e v ery w h e re w ith your s a c k ; b e e ts, $1.25 p e r s a c k ; p a rsn ip s, n o t fin d a n y use fo r and y e t too good "O h, Dan, D a n !" M ary laughed, $1.25 p e r sack. b o ss? ” to th ro w aw ay. T h e p a rty w ould have m ockingly, u n a b le lo n g e r to conceal E g g s— F re s h O reg o n ra n c h , c a se b een a g re a t su c c e ss b u t fo r th e un h e r feelings. S lade realized In an In “You b et,” a n sw e re d the o th e r, ’’but looked-for d e v elo p m en t w hich broke th is Is th e first tim e w e’ve been c o u n t, 3714 0 3 8 c ; c a n d le d , 40@42*4c; s ta n t th a t M ary knew e v ery th in g . sto ra g e , 26@30c. It up. E le v e n of th e 19 w om en b ro u g h t E a s t” "W ell, I’ll tell you one th in g ! ” he P o u ltry — H ens, 12% @13 »4c; sp rin g , th e i r h u sb a n d s.— N ew Y ork G lobe. "Say, th ey call y o u r old m an th e ’di 1 1 0 1 2 1 4 c ; tu rk e y s , d re sse d , 2 1 0 2 2 c ; b lu rte d out. “I n e v e r c are d a b u tto n v o rc ed ’ governor, d o n ’t th e y ? ” queried live, 17@ 18c; d u c k s, 1 2 0 1 5 c ; geese, for th a t g irl—If t h a t ’s w h a t you S u lz er’s man. ll@ 1 2 c . m ean! I sw ea r I d id n ’t ! " RESINOL HEALS RAW, B u tte r — C re am ery , p rin ts , e x tra s , "Y ep." S la d e's c h au ffe u r lapsed •‘You G o!" W arned M a r y . “ W ho said you did, D an ?” M ary's 34% c p e r pound In c a s e lo ts ; 14c m ore ITCHING, SCALY SKINS m a n n e r w as p ro v okingly calm . m onosyllabic. N o m a tte r how long you h a v e been “G re at note— a m an ru n n ln ' fo r of in le ss th a n c a se lo t; c u b es, 30c. “ I n e v e r did! I’m n o t th a t k ind of fre s h n e s s a n d all th e re s t of It. You V eal— F a n c y , 1 2 0 1 2 1 4 c p e r pound. to rtu re d a n d d isfig u re d by itching, a m an, a n d you know it,” h e p ro p u t me a sid e for a yo u n g er w om an”— flee and being divorced a t th e sam e P o rk — B lock, 9 1 4 0 1 0 c p e r pound. b u rn in g , raw o r sc a ly sk in hu m o rs, th e very u tte ra n c e a lm o st lo st M ary tim e," cam e th e com m ent. “ B u t he teste d . H o p s— 1914 crop, 9@ 12c; 1913 crop, Ju s t p u t a little of th a t so o th in g , a n h e r c ourage, b u t she k e p t on. "You got elected Ju st th e sam e. G overnor nom inal. “W ho’s a cc u sin g you? I n e v e r m en tis e p tic R esinol O in tm e n t on th e sores S u lz er said he w as all rig h t w hen he p u t m e a sid e for a y o u n g e r w om an. tioned h e r nam e. But. Dan, sh e 's very W ool— V alley, 1 7 0 1 8 c ; E a s te rn O r a n d th e su ffe rin g sto p s rig h t th e re ! egon, 1 5 0 2 0 c nom inal. H e a lin g b e g in s th a t v e ry m in u te , and young a n d v ery p re tty , and I d o n ’t Now, no m a tte r w h at you do, you put o u r c a r a t h is d isposal." “B ut you n o ticed m y old m an w ant M ohair— 1914 clip, 27% o p e r pound. In a lm o st ev ery c a s e y our sk in gets blam e you a s long a s you w ere going c a n ’t g e t m e b a c k !” C a sc a ra B a rk —Old a n d new , 4 0 “ Now, M ary," S lade begged, begin ed m e on th e box, to o ? ” c h u ck led the w ell so q uickly you feel a sh a m e d of to try a n o th e r w ife. You m ig h t as "W hen I’m not d rlv ln ' I'm 414c p e r pound. th e m oney you th re w a w ay on tedious, w ell h a v e had one w ho w as young n ing to feel th a t he w as losing e v e ry o th e r. C a ttle — P rim e s te e rs , $ 7 0 7 .5 0 ; u se le s s tre a tm e n ts . alo n g Jest th e sa m e .” th in g w o rth w hile. and p re tty .” choice, $6.50 0 7; m edium , $ 6 .2 5 0 R esinol O in tm e n t a n d R esin o l Soap " W h a t do you do?” “I ta k e off m y rin g ," M ary con S lad e pooh-poohed vigorously. 6.50; C hoice cow s, $ 5 .7 5 0 6 ; m edium , c le a r a w ay pim ples, b lac k h ea d s, and “ Oh, a n sw e r q u e stio n s m ostly. H e ’f "I hope th e n e x t one you g e t will tin u e d , Ign o rin g his In te rru p tio n . $ 5 0 5 .5 0 ; H e ifers, $ 5 0 6 .5 0 ; calv es, d a n d ru ff. P re sc rib e d by d o c to rs for a g re a t re sp o n sib ility —a g o v e rn o r Is $ 6 0 8 ; bu lls, $3.5004.75; sta g s, $4.50 “Now It’s en d ed .” sh e finished as be ju s t a s p re tty , for y our sa k e .” 1 9 y e a rs and sold by a ll d ru g g ists. — I h a v e to keep m y eye on h im .” “T h e re Isn ’t goin g to be a next sh e laid th e rin g on th e table. @ 6 . "W hy? Did th ey e v er try to aa- S lade stro d e up to h e r In th e m an H o g s— L ig h t, $6.25 0 7.60; heavy, one," p ro te ste d S lade, a fte r th e m an T h o s e D e a r Girls. $5.7506.30. n e r w hich had k e p t h e r subdued all sa ss ln a te h im ? ” P a tty —J a c k a n d I h av e b e en eng ag n e r of all m en. S heep— W e th e rs , $ 5 .2 5 0 6 ; ew es, “N ope! N e a re s t th ey c am e to II “Oh, yes th e re le; you 'v e g o t th e th e 30 y e a rs of th e ir m arrie d life. ed fo r tw o y e a rs, a n d I th in k i t ’s tim e $4.2505.70; lam bs, $6.2507.35. Idea now. T he m ere fa c t th a t you "You p u t th a t rin g on ag ain ." h e com w as ta k in ' him th ro u g h C e n tra l park w e w e re g e ttin g m a rrie d . You p u t th a t on y our New Y ork clt-y pavem ent» m issed th is tim e w ill keep you a t It.” m anded. " I t ’s y o u rs! S e a ttle — C o n tin u ed cold w e a th e r h a s P eg g y —-Oh, I d o n ’t know , d e a r. If B u t th ey did p re s e n t him w ith a baby " I’ve got en o u g h .” S lade saw th a t rin g on." stiffe n e d p o ta to v a lu e s, a n d w ith ex you re a lly love h im y o u ’ll le t him be c a ta m o u n t In C a rso n C ity. I h a d to “No, sir! I t ’s off fo r good.” F o r tre m e ly lig h t re c e ip ts s to ra g e sto c k s h a p p y fo r a little w hile lo n g er.— Bos fra n k n e s s was th e only way o u t of th e first tim e M ary's a ttitu d e w as one re ce iv e It.” a rc b e in g d ra w n upon h e a v ily to su p It. “I'm not going to m ake a devilish to n T ra n s c rip t. "W h a t did M rs. S lade d o ? ” Sulzer'« of stu b b o rn tem p er. S h e w as en jo y ply th e p re s e n t d e m a n d . I t I b a n fool of m yself a g ain ." m an w as p a te n tly m ore In te re ste d In nou n ced th a t th e re w ill be a n a d v an c e "D o n 't le t your coffee g et cold.” re ing co m p le te m a ste ry for th e first NEW MODERN DANCING. th e d ivorce th a n any o th e r m atter sh o u ld th e cold w e a th e r c o n tin u e . "W ild h o rse s E . Fletcher H allam ore. th e lead in g D an cin g E x m inded M ary, tan ta lizln g ly . “ Now, tim e In h e r life. L ocal cab b a g e, c h a rg e d w ith fro st, r t a n d I n s tru c to r in N ew Y ork C ity, w rite s : ” i j co u ld n ’t h a v e got It off y e ste rd a y — I con n ected w ith G overnor S lade. "W at Dan, you w anted m e to go aw ay, and v e used A L L E N ’S F O O T -E A S E , th e a n tis e p tii j is te m p o ra rily o u t of th e m a rk e t, b u t th o u g h t It w as p a rt of m y n a tu re ! she a h ig h -step p e r?" p o w d e r to be s h a k e n in to th e shoes, fo r te n y ea rs I will. I ’ve m ade up m y m ind." a s soon a s so fte r w e a th e r co m e s th e a n d recom m end i t to all m y p u p ils.” I t c u re s an t | "N aw ,” cam e th e d isg u ste d reply. B ut now, now I ’m going to a sk you to "B u t I d o n ’t w a n t you to go aw ay,” m a rk e t w ill be p le n tifu lly su p p lied p re v e n ts so re fe e t. Sold by all D ru g a n d D epart- | "W ell, w h a t'd h e do th en th a t they go. I’ve got w ork to do. I ’m clo sin g m e n t S tores, 25c. S am p le F R E E . A d d ress, A lle. S lade re m o n s tra te d "W e can a rra n g e W ash ed c a rro ts h a v e b e en s e n t to g o t divorced. ft. Olmsted, L e Roy. N . Y. th e house. I ’m clo sin g It for good— m a rk e t from n e a rb y se c tio n s fo r th e e v e ry th in g rig h t h e re and now. T his “Say, a re you looking for tro u b le? C h ristm a s tra d e , b u t th o gro u n d Is d e te rm in a tio n of y o u rs Is p re tty sud fo rev e r." G e n er al Im p re ssi o n . W h ere I com e from th ey d o n ’t c riti fro ze n a n d th is sto c k h a s becom e M ary had said all sh e h a d to say. den, is n 't It? ” "Q u ite a lo t of d o c to rs w ritin g foi “N ot a s sudden a s y o u r ch an g e of Now th a t h e r m ind w a s m ade up, It cize m y old m an. H e ru n s th in g s out sc a rc e . T u rn ip s a n d ru ta b a g a s from th e m ag a zin e s th e s e d a y s.” W a sh in g to n p o in ts a r e In b risk d e th e re . I ’ve had enough of th is ‘dl w as c h a ra c te ris tic of h e r to tu rn to "Y es, a n d It is a s u rp ris e to me, m ind w hen you first cam e in to this m and. vorced g o v e rn o r’ b usiness. I don't actio n . S he s ta rte d h u rrie d ly and room to d ay .” too ." E g g s— S e le c t ra n c h , 40c p e r dozen. noisily to c le a r up th e ta b le , sc ra p in g know w hose fa u lt it Is. S h e w anted “W ell, w here a re you goin g ?” ’’W hy so ? ” P o u ltry —L ive h e n s, 1 0 0 1 4 c p e r lb .; It and he d id n 't, a n d sh e got It! W hen th e p la te s a n d p iling th e m up read y ” 1 d id n 't know a d o c to r could w rite "O h, I d o n 't know ,” M ary replied. a w om an know s w h a t sh e w ants," old ro o s te rs , 10c p e r p o u n d ; 1914 a n y th in g th a t a n y b o d y could re a d ex Indifferently. “W h a t does becom e of to c a rry Into the kitch en . c e p t a d ru g g ist." — L o u isv ille C o u rie r div o rced w om en?” "F o r G od’s sake, M ary, d o n ’t ! " p ro and h e banged h is fist dow n on th« b ro ile rs, 11c p e r p o u n d ; d u c k lin g s, New, 1 2 0 1 3 c p e r p o u n d ; g eese, 10c p e r Jo u rn a l. "N ow. M ary, d o n ’t ta lk lik e th a t; te s te d S lade, too bew ild ered to know tab le , “eh e's going to g e t it! s h u t up and h a v e a n o th e r oup of p o u n d ; g u in e a fow l, $6 p e r dozen It a in 't n a tu ra l from you." T h is tim e w h a t to do o r say. tu rk e y s , live, 18c p e r p o u n d ; do d r e s s “Go a lo n g ,” urged M ary, as sh e p u t c o f f e e .’ S lade w as doing th e pleading. "You NOT NAMED HERE (TO B E C O N T IN U E D .) ed, 21c p e r pound. th e s u g a r bowl In Its p lace on th e c a n ’t go off alo n e lik e th is .” m ade its a u th o r fam o u s and e arn e d t A p p les—C ooking, 50 0 60c p e r box; "O h, c a n ’t I? I could a w eek ago, sid eb o ard B lack T w igs, 60c@ $l p e r box; B a ld g r e a t fo rtu n e. W illiam A . P in k e r o r an h o u r ago. W hy c a n 't I n o w ’ I "M ary, If you p e rs is t In th is, I ’ll w ins. 50@ 75o p e r box; D elicious, $1 LITTLE HARM FROM METEORS go b ack and I’ll sm ash th a t h ouse in to n , c h ie f o f th e P in k e rto n N a tio n a c a n ’t w ait to pack m y th in g s." @1.50 p e r box; S p ltz e n b e rg s , 75c@ D e te c tiv e A gency, say s it is th e g r e a t S lade gazed a t h is w ife In am aze to w n —I’ll sm a sh it to piece»,” he N a r r o w Esc a pe e H a v e Been Recorded, $1.25 p e r box; Y ellow N ew tow n P ip pins, 75c@$1.25 p e r box, S ta m e n e s t d e te c tiv e sto ry he e v er re a d . Soor m ent. If th e p a tie n t ru g on w hich th re a te n e d . " I’ll sell It. I’ll give It but D e a th s or S e r io u s In j u r ie s a w ay — b re a k It up! T h a t’s w hat m ade W ln e sa p s, 75c@$1 p e r b ox; W in e sa p s th is s to ry w ill be p rin te d in THE be had th o u g h tle ssly tram p led so long H a v e Been Few. $ 1 0 1 .2 5 p e r box. had suddenly been tra n s fo rm e d Into all th la tro u b le ! You know th a t! T ry G R E A T D IV ID E , 205 P ost B u ild in g H o n e y — $3.2503.50 p e r c a s e ; s tr a in a s n a rlin g a n im al, S lade could not ing to live up to th a t d —d house. T h a a re a of th e e a r th ’a su rfa c e oo- ed, 7 0 8c p e r pound. D en v er, C olorado. Send s ta m p foi h av e been any m o re su rp rise d . You told m e n o t to build It, and thle cupled by to w n s and villages b e ln f P e a rs — B e u rre E a s te r, $1.2501.60 sam p le copy. W rite to d a y — also saj "W hy. M ary, se e h e re ,” he began, Is w h at I g e t fo r 1L” "G o back aod sm a sh i t Y ou've c o m p arativ ely em ail, th e p o ssib ility of p e r box; B e u rre A njou, $1.60 0 1 .7 6 p e r w h e re you re ad th is . th en »topped. ” Oh, h— 1, w h a t's the a sh o w er of sto n e s fallin g w ithin a box; W in te r N ellis, $10 1 .2 5 p e r box. u se ? You m eet m e h a lf way In th e sm a sh e d o th e r th in g s th a t h u rt m e tow n la e xtre m a ly m in u te ; th e lik e D re ssed B eef— P h lm e b eef ste e rs , A Reb uke. way I w an t to live, and you’d b e tte r w oree.” "M ary follow ed E d w a rd ,” m um blec com e borne. W e’ll open th e house In "M ary, y o u 're n o t going to tu rn m e llhood of a living c re a tu re being 1201 2 1 4 c p e r p o u n d ; cow s, ll% @ 1 2 c Pound; h e ife rs, 12c p e r pound^ th e hlgh-school girl, w ho w as try in g tow n again, and w e ll m ak e th e b est o u t of th is ho u se w h ere w e’ve lived •tru c k _ , s a y . . J-ax .ru _ n .. F le tc , h e r , In t h . P®r D re ssed H ogs — W hole, p a ck in g new E n cyclopedia B rite n n lca . te .til, h o u se pound to fix th e so v e re ig n s of E n g la n d In hei of th in g s to long to g e th e r? ” T h e re ! W e ’ll m ake th e m ind. “Y ou've tu rn e d y o u rse lf o u t Go, rem ote. D re ssed S p rin g L am b — 1 301314c b e st of th in g s " " W h a t's t h a t ? ” sp o k e up g ra n d m a T h e first Y o rk sh ire sto n e — th a t ol pe r pound, "H ow can we*" argued M ary "If now .’’ M ary's w ra th g a th e re d fo re s w ho h a d been dozing th e W old C o tta g e —stru c k th e ground D ressed M u tto n — 1001 0 1 4 c p e r lb. I w as old-fashioned and behind th e as she re p e a te d h e r com m and. "M ary follow ed E d w a rd .’’ only ten y a rd s from e la b o re r; th» V e g eta b le s— A rtic h o k e s, 3 5 c @ $ l p e r “Ah, com e now, M ary—" "T h e n you k e ep a w ay from M ary. 1 ( tim e s and held you back a w eek ago. "You go.” w arn ed M ary, "b e fo re 1 second, th a t of M Iddleeboro, fell on d ozen; B eans, g re en , 10©12*4c per d o n ’t w a n t you to go w ith th e m kind why w o u ld n 't I n o w ' T ry a s h a rd as Poun^ ^e ll p eoper» Cmllfornim, 9c p e r G irl» Is g e ttin g too bold."— L ouisville I m ight, you said I could n 't help you. say so m e th in g I'll re g re t." She w as th e railro ad only 40 y a rd , aw ay from pou n d ; b e ets, new , $ 1 0 1 .2 5 p e r s a c k ; som e p late la y e rs a t w ork; a .to n s C o u r i e r Jo u rn a l. sc a rc e ly h e a rin g w h at S lade w as s a y I ’m Ju st th e sam e today as I w as s c ab b ag e, local, $1.2501.50 p e r 100 ing now —h e r e a rs w ere full of th e com pletely b urled Itse lf In th e high- p“ a n d 8 ? r ed '7 % c' p e r p o u n d ; celery , w eek ego I h a v e n ’t changed a b i t G IV E "S Y R U P O F F IG S ” I'm Ju st th e plain little dud I alw ays th in g s be had said to h e r In h e r own w ay of K a b a; one fell b e tw ee n two so@ 75c p e r d o z en ; C a lifo rn ia, $4 per TO C O N S T IP A T E D C H ILC was. W h at's tru e M onday le tru e hom e, a n d th a t n ig h t In S e n a to r c a r te r s on the road a t C h areotrvllle c r a te ; h o rs e ra d is h , 12V4c p e r p o u n d ; th ro w in g th e gro u n d up to a h e ig h t of le ttu c e , local, leaf. 40© 50c p e r c r a te ; T u esd ay W e c a n ’t g e t back to w here S tric k la n d ’s library. D elieleue “F r u i t L a x a t i v e " c a n 't harm " M a ry !" T h e one word was full of ■lx feet; th e T ourlnnea-la-Q roese m e C a lifo rn ia, h e ad , $1 50© 1.75 p e r c r a te ; we w ere o n c a " te n de r little etomach, liver tea rite broke th e pav em en t a n d was o n lo n *. KTeen, 2 5 0 3 0 c p e r d o zen ; Cal- " T on m eet me h a lf w ay and I'll do p ro te s t a n d a plea for forglvenesa. an d bowel». ifo rn la , yellow , $1.26 0 1 .5 0 p e r c w t ; "Go b e fo re I say I t ! " It w as all broken Itself. m y l a r t . " Dan had n e v e r know n h e r im p o rte d S p a n ish , $2.60 p e r c r a te ; O r M ary could do to sp e a k quietly T h e K re h e n b e rg sto n e fell w lthls Ueu L ook a t th e to n g u e, m o th e r! I! to be o b e tln a te like th is before egon, $1.75 p e r c w t.; local, $ 1 0 1 .2 5 " M a ry !” ag ain th e w ord sp o k e vol ■ c o ated , y o u r little o n e 's e to m ach , liver ally h is slig h te st w ish had been h e r **ces of a little g irl; the pPr rW( ; p a rsle y , 30c p e r d ozen; p ea a n d bow els need c le a n s in g a t once A ngers sto n e fell c lo ts to e lady stand n u ts, 5 V 4 0 8 C p e r p o u n d ; p o tato e s, k e en e st de sire um es W h en peev ish , c ro ss, lis tle ss, d o e sn 't W h ite R iv ers, c a r lo ts, $ 1 3 0 1 6 p e r "No u se,” she replied, a s she picked lng la h e r g a rd e n ; th e B ra u n au "D an, you w an ted th a t d iv o rce ?" sleep , e a t o r a c t n a tu ra lly , o r Is fe v e r T h e q uestion w as om inous, b u t Slade up e pile of d ish es "You pushed me w ent through th e roof of a c o tta g e ; to n ; G em s, c a r lo ts, $ 1 5 0 1 7 p e r to n ; lsh . eto m ach so u r, b re a th bad; ha = asid e for a yo u n g er w om an, and now a t M acao, In B razil, w h e re th e r e was B u rb a n k s, $ 1 7 0 1 8 p e r to n ; s to re p rice had to a d m it th e point. »ore th ro a t, d ia rrh o e a , full of cold ”W»!1, you're going to g et It!" you go," a n d w ith both h an d s full of . show er of .to n e , so m a ozen a rs « @ 3 P«r to n a d d itio n a l ; sw e e ts »2^25 give a tea sp o o n fu l of “ C alifornia K„ „ K , , . . @2.50 p e r c w t; ru ta b a g a s , A laska, d ish es sh e kicked th e k itc h e n door . . . . "B ut I d o n 't w an t It now " S y ru p of Fig»." a n d in a few h o u rs al «. v J l „ r , $1.75 p e r s a c k ; Y akim a. $126 p e r "T o u ’re going to h a v e it, Dan open w ith a n a n g ry foot, and pro th e foul, c o n stip a te d w aste, u n d ig e st A t N edsgolla. In India, a m an was a ac |,. sp in a c h , local, 75c p e r c r a te ; ed food and t o u r bile g e n tly m oves S lade,” end M ary's m outh se t lik e e ceeded to busy h e rse lf a t th e sink. so near th a t h e was stu n n e d by th» sp ro u ts, B ru sse ls, 8c p e r p o u n d ; o u t of Its little bow els w ith o u t grip ste el tra p ’’T o u ’re going to h a v e it "M ary ' S ee h e r e ! ” he called T h ere •h o c k : w hile a t Mhow, a lso In India. • sq u a sh , local, 1 4 4 0 2 c p e r p o u n d ; tur- Ing. and you h a v e a w ell, play fu l chilrj If I h a v e to g et It m y se lf!" w aa no reply. m an was killed In 1927 by a »tons nips, Y akim a, $1.25 p e r c w t; local, a g a in À sk y e u r d ru g g ist fo r a 50 ; "W h a t do you w an t w ith a divorce H e w alked a b se n tly to th e su g a r w hich Is a tru e m e te o rite and le rei> w hite, $ 1 0 1 .2 6 p e r c w t.; A laska, yel- c e n t b o ttle of "C a lifo rn ia S y ru p oi w hen I ’m w illing to give I n '" sto rm ed j bowl se lec te d a lum p of su g a r and re ee n te d by fra g m e n ts in reueeuis luw, $1.75 p e r c w fi T o m a to e s, ( a llfo r Fig».'' w hich c o n ta in s full d irec tio n s nla, In lu g s, $1 2 6 0 1 .5 0 p e r lu g ; 4 I s ta rte d to e a t It, b ru sh in g one hand collections fo r babies, c h ild re n of all a g e s and S lade losing hts patience. , b a s k e t c ra te , $ 1 0 1 .1 0 ; local h o th o u se , t» r grow n ups. 160076c. * 9 .0 0 0 o f f e r e d f o r c e r t a i n l i i r e n t i o u * . B- - 'i “ H o w t o O b m i n P o t e n t " and “ W h a t to I n v e n t " J a e n tf rc e . S en d ro a£ b sketch for five J re p o rt as to patentability. Patent« ad* ▼ertised for »ale a t o u r expens« In Man* u fa e tu re rs ’ J o u rn a ls. [The Governor's J A N o v e l i z a t i o n of L^dLCLy Alice B r a d l e y ' s Pl ay J Sy GERTRUDE STEVENSON S C —W eak Heart Many people suffer from weak hearts. They- may experience shortness of breath on exertion, pain over th e h e a rt, o r dizzy feelings, oppressed b re a th in g a f te r m eals o r th e ir e y es becom e b lurred, th e h e a r t is not sufficiently s tro n g to pum p blood to th e e x tre m itie s, and th ey have cold hands a n d fe e t, o r poor a p p e tite because o f w eakened blood supply to tho stomach. A heart tonic and alterative should bo taken which has no bad after-effect. Such is Dr. Pierced Golden Medical Discovery w h i c h c o n t a i n s n o d & n g e r o o i n a r c o t i c s o r a l o o h o l. It helps the human system in the c o n s t a n t manufacture of rich, red blood. It helps the stomach to assimilate or take up the proper elements from the food, thereby helping digestion and curing dyspepsia, neart.-burn and many uncomfortable symp toms, stops excessive tissue waste in convalescence from favers; for the run down, anemic, thin-blooded people, the “ Discovery” is refrsshing and vitalizing. i n liq u id o r ta b la t fo r m a t m o a t d r u g atorma o r a a n d SO o n a -ca n t a ta m p a f o r tr ia l b o x to D r.P im rcm ’a i n v a lid a' H o ta l. B u f fa lo , N . Y . J R . . d C h ap ter VII on C ircu lato ry O r , . . , io t h . " M ad ie.1 A d viser” - A Franch cinch- bound book o f 1008 p a i n tan t on rocoipt of 31 on a-can t I ta n p « , a d d ra », aa ah o ra. L iquor m en h ave a su b s titu te for E n g la n d w ill h a v e a b an tam regl- p ro h lb ltio n . P e rh a p s th ey would only m en t, w hich w ill d o u b tle ss keep up s u b s titu te w hisky for p a te n t rnedi- th e tra d itio n s of th e breed fo r llgrn- ctues. 1 ing a n d crow ing. COLT DISTEMPER 1 u u cun p r e v e n t t h i s lo a th s o m e d i s e a s e f r o m r u n n in g t h r o u g h y o u r s t a b l e a n l c u r e a ll t h e c o lts s u f f e r i n g w ith It w h e n y o u b e g i n th e t r e a t m e n t . N o m a tte r how you n g . S P O H N 'S Is s a f e t o u s « o n a n v c o lt. I t Is w o n d e r f u l h o w It p r e v e n t s a l l d i s t e m p e r s , n o m a t t e r h o w c o l ts o r h o r s e s a t a n y a g e a r e " e x p o s e d . ” A ll g o o d d r u g g i s t s a n d t u r f g o o d s h o u s e s a n d m a n u f a c t u r e r s s e ll S P O H N 'S a t 60 c e n t s a n .l ¿1 a b o t t l e ; <5 a n d *10 a d o s e tt . S P O H n M tO I C A L C O ., C h e m - is ts a n d B a c t e r i o l o g i s t s , G o s h e n , In d ., U. S. A. T h e T r u e G e n tl em an . Show us th e m an w ho c a n qu it th e so c iety of th e young and ta k e p le a su re in liste n in g to th e k indly voice of a g e ; show us a m an w ho is e v e r re a d y to pity and help th e d e fo rm e d ; show us a m an w ho bow s a s p olitely and gives th e s tr e e t a s free ly to a poor sew ing girl a s to th e m illio n a ire ; w ho values v irtu e , n o t c lo th e s; sh u n s th e com pany of such a s c o n g re g a te a t public places to gaze a t th e fa ir sex, or m ake unk in d re m a rk s of p assin g poor g irls; show us th e m an who a b h o rs th e lib e rtin e ; w ho sc o rn s th e rid ic u le of hts m o th e r’s sox, and tho ex p o su re of wo m anly re p u ta tio n ; show us th e m an w ho n e v e r fo rg e ts for a n in s ta n t th e d e lic ac y am i re s p e c t due a w om an, in a n y c o n d itio n o r case— and you will show ns a tru e g e n tle m a n .— C a rro lto n (M o.) R ecord. I. pm U vi li^, C olorado. Hpiwiimeu price«: Isold, 8il\t* r, L e a d . Si. (¿old, H llver, 76o; G old. 6Lk\ / m o o r C opper SI. M iw lina envelope« • id f u ll p ric e lie! c e n t o u a p p lic a tio n . C o n tro l «nd U m p ire w ork «0 lio ite d . IUiferwuco: O ttrbonate N a tio u u l b a n k . T urning the Tables. "Please, m a ’am , yo u r dog h a s killed th re e of f a th e r ’s prize fow ls,” said th e sm all boy. “ Oh, 1’n» s u re my Fldo w ould nev er do such a tiling," said th e old lady. “ B ut f a th e r saw one of th e ch ick en s iu h is m o u th ," said th e boy. " P u re ly c irc u m s ta n tia l evidence," sh e sn ap p ed , and th e hoy d e p arted . Som e tim e la te r he re tu rn e d . " P le a s e , m um , fa th e r s e n t m e to tell you th a t c irc u m s ta n tia l evidence m ig h t point to his h av in g sh o t your dog. h u t ho re c k o n s you’ll find h e died of lead poisoning.”—St. L ouis Post- D ispatch. 10 C E N T “C A S C A R E T S ” IF B I L I O U S O R C O S T IV E F o r S i c k He ada che , S o u r St o m a ch , S l u g g i s h L i v e r an d B o w e la — T h e y w o r k w h ile you aleep. F u rre d T ongue, Bad T a ste , In d ig es tion, Sallow S kin ami M iserable H ead a ch e s com e from a to rp id liv e r and clogged bow els, w hich cau so y our sto m ac h to becom e filled w ith u n d i g e sted food, w hich so u rs and fe rm e n ts like g a rb ag e In a sw ill b a rre l. T h a t’s th e firs t ste p to u ntold m isery — in d i gestion, foul g a ses, had b re a th , yellow skin, m en ta l fe a rs, e v e ry th in g th a t is h o rrib le and n a u se a tin g . A CuBcaret to n ig h t w ill give y our c o n stip a te d bow els a th o ro u g h c le a n sin g and s tra ig h te n you o u t by m orning. T hey w ork w hile you sle e p —a 10-cent box from y o u r d ru g g ist will keep you feel ing good for m onths. You Know H im . SO UR, A C ID S T O M A C H S, G A S E S O R IN D IG E ST IO N E a c h “P a p e ' s D l a p e p s l n ” D i g e s t s 3000 g r a i n s food, e n d in g all s t o m a c h m i s e r y In fi ve m inutes. T im e It In five m in u te s a ll sto m ach d is tre s s w ill go. No in d ig e stio n , h e a rtb u rn , s o u rn e ss o r b e lc h in g of gas, acid, o r e ru c ta tio n s of u n d ig e ste d food, no dizzin ess, b lo atin g , foul b re a th o r h e ad a ch e . P a p e 's D iap ep stn is n o te d fo r Its speed in re g u la tin g u p s e t sto m ac h s. It is th e su re st, q u ic k e st sto m ac h re m edy In th e w hole w orld a n d b e sid es it Is h a rm less. P u t a n e n d to sto m a c h tro u b le fo re v e r liy g e ttin g a la rg e flfty -cen t c a se of P a p e ’s D lapepsln from any d ru g sto re . You re a liz e In five m in u te s how n e e d le ss it is to su f fer from in d ig e stio n , d y sp e p sia or any sto m a c h d iso rd e r. I t ’s th e q u ick est, s u re s t a n d m o st h a rm le s s sto m ac h d o c to r in th e w orld. T h e G erm an a m b a ss a d o r. C ount von H ern sto rff, said a t a luncheon a t J a cob H. S c h iff's c o tta g e a t SouLrli-»’* • "T o blam e G e rm an y fo r th is w a r show s un ig n o ran c e of w elt p o u tih a s e x ce ssiv e a s th e b ro k e r’s ig n o ran c e of a rt. A b a n k e r said to a b ro k e r: ‘I w a n t you to com e a n d spend th e w eek end w ith m e In th e c o u n try . I w a n t to show you a M urillo, a B o uguereau and a T in to re tto th a t I bought Inst w eek .' ‘W hy, m an, w h a t a fool you a r e ,’ said th e b ro k e r, 'to buy lo reig u c a rs In w a r tim e! D on’t you know y o u ’ll n e v e r be a b le to g e t new p a rts '.” — A rgonaut. ARE YOU THINKING OF THE NEW COUNTRY? T he S ta te o f C olorado w ishes, if you a re in e a rn e s t to p rocure a hom e, say of 820 acres, to help and prom ote you, b a rrin g sp e c u la to rs and in v esto rs. T H E G R E A T D IV ID E , published 43 Post B uilding, D enver, C olorado, is a n xious to te ll you all a bout it. Send sta m p fo r sam p le copy today. Also say w h a t p a p er you read th is in. S i g n s. H o te l in T h erm o p o lls, W yo.— “No in fec tio u s o r c o n ta g io u s d ise a se s e n te rta in e d h e re .” H otel in M cK ee’s R ocks, P a .— “ D on’t th ro w a n y th in g o u t of th e w in dow. L ea v e It In th e room a n d It will be th re w o u t fo r you." I’o sto fflce , R epublic, Mich. — “ S ta m p s fo r sa le a t c o st.”— P h ilad e l phia P u b lic L edger. T h e re Is a in an in o u r tow n O u r g o a t fo r s u re h e ’s got. Heavy. H e d u m p s all s o rts of ru b b ish on "O h, d e a r," g ro a n ed th e young wife, H is v a c a n t c o rn e r lot. — A llentow n D em ocrat. "I d o n ’t know w h a t to u se to ra is e m y b re ad . I ’ve trie d e v e ry th in g ." T h e re is a m an In o u r tow n "A d e rric k and a couple of Jack- W ho h elp s m o sq u ito e s b reed ; sc re w s o u g h t to do it,” th o u g h t h e r H e ow ns a w orld of v a c a n t lots h u sb a n d , b u t h e d id n 't sa y It aloud.— And n e v e r c u ts a w eed. B oston T ra n s c rip t. —H o u sto n Post. T h e re Is a m an In o u r tow n W ho ro b s us of o u r m irth ; H e h a s an a u to h o rn th a t so u n d s L ike n o th in g else on e a rth . — B irm ingham Age H erald. T h e re Is a m an In o u r tow n, H is d e a th w ould be no loss, H e sc o rn s th e big Good Fellow s And he kno ck s th e good R ed C ross. Ypree. W h a t th e y c all it on th e s tr e e t and In th e hom e: " W ip e s.” ’’W ip e rs.” “ W ip e r.” "Y eep s.” "W ee p s.” "W eep ." " W y p re s s.” "W y p .” " Y e p re ss.” "Y ip.” " P e rp .” And It re ally is ’E c p r." —St. Paul P io n e e r P re ss. Most Skin Trouble Readily Overcome The Active Principle of a Famous Remedy Works Wonder». M any people have m arveled th e way ft. S. ft. overcome» »kin troubles. T he ez- p la n a tlo n le tb e fa c t t h a t ft. ft. ft. work» In tb e blood an d th e b lo o d Is re a lly s most H i t O n e Regret. In tric a te a n d e x tra o rd in a ry m ass of arte rie s "I u n d e rsta n d th ey used m y boy Jo sh a n d veins. p u rty rough w hen th ey hazed him a t W hea you come to re a lise th a t th s sk is c o lle g e,” said F a rm e r C orntossel. a n d tb e flesh b e n ea th a re com posed o f a “ Oh, well, th e y d id n ’t h u rt him any. n etw o rk o f tin y blood vessels you solvs tbe m ystery. I w o u ld n 't be re s e n tfu l.” h ere a re w o n d erfu l m ed icin al p ro p erties “ I should sa y th ey d id n 't h u r t him ! In T H. ft. 8. th a t follow tbo course of tbe T h ey took a w hole lo t o ’ c o n c e it o u t blood s tre a m s J u st a s n a tu ra lly a s tb e m ost of him . All I re s e n t is th a t I w a sn 't n o u rish in g food elem ents. I t Is re a lly s re m s rk s b lo rem edy. 1» th e re to sec It.”— W ash in g to n S tar. •o n taln e one In g red ie n t, th s a ctiv e purpose ol w hich Is to s tim u la te th s tissue« to the A l w a y s an E a r n e s t Inquiry. h ealth y «election o f It« own e««entl»l n u tri “ W h at a lo t of h e ed less q u e stio n s ment. And th e m edicinal ele m en ts of th is -n strh lees blood p u rlfler a re J u st a s essen a re a sk e d by c h ild re n ,” said th e fa tial to w ell b a la n ce d h e a lth a s tb e n s trl- tlous e le m en ts o f th e m eats, grain«, fata tig u e d p a ren t. d a lly food. "Y es,” re p lie d M iss G ayenne. "a n d in d augar* o f one dro p o f m in e ra ls o r d ru g s Is used th e re a re a few of us grow n people In Not Its p re p a ra tio n . Ask fo r 8. 8. ft. and who n e v e r se e m to be se rio u sly s e e k lust Inalat upon h a v in g 1L And if you de- ilre sk illfu l advice an d counaal upon any ing In fo rm atio n e zc ep tln g w hen »hey m a tte r co n cern in g th e blood a n d skin, w rits a re a sk in g ’W h a t’s tru m p s ? ’ ’’— W ash to th e M edical I »-part m ent. T h e Sw ift ington S tar. Specific Co., 52» S w ift Bldg., A tla n ta , Ga. Do n o t allow some a c tio n s clerk ’s elm vuenre over so m eth in g "Juet a t good" aa M e a n Brute. ft. H 8. to fool you w ith th a »am« old "A w om an h a s to give up a g re a t m in eral d ru g s. B*w ara o f e ll e u b e tlto ta a deal a fte r sh e g e ts m a rrie d ,” sighed U u U t upon S. 8, 8. Mrs. O abb "A m an does n o th in g e lse but give up a fte r he g e ts m arried ." re p lied Mr. G abb.—C in c in n a ti E n q u ire r. T h e a rm ie s In th e V osges a r e fig h t ing In tw o fe e t of snow . It’s no sn o w ball c o n te st, e ith e r. ». N . U. 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